You have the best opinions ever

sometimes when I watch a matinee alone and there’s barely anyone in the theater I like to imagine characters watching it with me so I don’t feel alone and then I start laughing at inappropriate times this is probably not a good thing
i wish my thighs were as small as my self esteem ✿◕‿◕✿
If you have tiny thigh, how will you crush head of man like sparrow’s egg between?